Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
HAHA WHERE DID THEY EVEN COME FROM?!
#bones and spock both have alarms in their heads that go off when jim does a thing #BEEP BEEP WARNING JIM IS DOING A THING HE MUST BE STOPPED
Eleanor,Countess of Lauderdale (Detail) ca.1780-1781
- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
12x18” eva 3.33 print! i really liked working on this one even though it was kinda exhausting y_y
openswithasnap: breenwolf: i wonder if derek knows how to spell stiles’s name or if... »
i wonder if derek knows how to spell stiles’s name or if stiles is in derek’s phone as styles
and stiles has to use derek’s phone one day in a crisis situation and he’s angrily scrolling through the contacts and sees it and he just stares at it for like 45 seconds straight, perplexed
and he just says “derek i’ve been alive seventeen years and no one’s made this mistake before”
and derek’s like “HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO SPELL STILES??? THE WAY YOU SPELL IT ISN’T EVEN A WORD!!!”
and stiles is like “IT COMES FROM MY LAST NAME YOU IDIOT???”
and derek stares at him, mouth open and eyes wide as realization dawns
AND THEY WERE PERFECT PARENTS TOO!
They were fiercely proud of their children’s accomplishments.
They played together as a family.
They went to school plays, parent/teacher interviews, and helped with school work.
They co-parented, Gomez was just as active in raising their children as Morticia was.
When their children wanted something that they disapproved of, they were disappointed but relented because it would make them happy.
Plus, all TV married couples kind of hate each other and argue 90% of the time for the sake of comedy, but these two have always seemed to be forever and always in love, which is kind of sweet.
And if that’s only possible because they’re weirdos, what does that say about us?
Is it odd I actually really like this post?
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
